Hi. I'm Mal. I like cigarettes, sandwiches and dating my neighbors.

flatbarnacle:funkysafari:


You can’t get much happier than a pig in muck, or so we are told.
But when this little piggy arrived in the farmyard she showed a marked reluctance to get her trotters dirty. While her six brothers and sisters messed around in the mire, she stayed on the edge shaking. It is thought she might have mysophobia - a fear of dirt.
Owners Debbie and Andrew Keeble were at a loss, until they remembered the four miniature wellies used as pen and pencil holders in their office. They slipped them on the piglet’s feet - and into the mud she happily ploughed. [x]

PIGS WITH RAIN BOOTS MAKE ME HAPPIER THAN ANYTHING

i have no words

flatbarnacle:funkysafari:

You can’t get much happier than a pig in muck, or so we are told.

But when this little piggy arrived in the farmyard she showed a marked reluctance to get her trotters dirty. While her six brothers and sisters messed around in the mire, she stayed on the edge shaking. It is thought she might have mysophobia - a fear of dirt.

Owners Debbie and Andrew Keeble were at a loss, until they remembered the four miniature wellies used as pen and pencil holders in their office. They slipped them on the piglet’s feet - and into the mud she happily ploughed. [x]

PIGS WITH RAIN BOOTS MAKE ME HAPPIER THAN ANYTHING

i have no words

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murdaabizness:

..I love zombies <3

I don’t know which is more disturbing. The fact that a guy ate someone’s face and had to be shot 6 times to end it, or that people are excited about it.

Source: murdaabizness

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can someone send me messages that arent “I MADE $150 TODAY LOLLLLLLL” or “TRY THE TUMBLR DATING GAME” 

come onnnn. it’ll be fun :(

Save me from 6 consecutive weeks of playing the sims.

Here&#8217;s a photo half of you have already seen but i am missing instagram&#8230; i mean.. I miss dave&#8230;.&#8217;s phone. yeah.

Here’s a photo half of you have already seen but i am missing instagram… i mean.. I miss dave….’s phone. yeah.

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My new favorite thing - @malloryharrigan90- #webstagram


omg i need a fucking iphone lolz

My new favorite thing - @malloryharrigan90- #webstagram

omg i need a fucking iphone lolz

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99% people dont not know what is their real age because age is just a number. Find out what is your exact age here

period-problems:

take this quiz! it said i am 10 years older than my real age. interesting

let me know your results

I’m 22 and got 29.1 based on my schedule from the past 2 wks. time to get back on track.

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Hi tumblr. I&#8217;m an engaged lady.

Hi tumblr. I’m an engaged lady.

Thailand has a long thumb.

Thailand has a long thumb.

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oliphillips:

Travel Posters for Lazy People

by H. Caldwell Tanner

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lookbookdotnu:

Mega Woman (by Camille Co)

beautiful.

lookbookdotnu:

Mega Woman (by Camille Co)

beautiful.

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inkreader13:

siffy:

avali:

tigerbun:

uhm….

Saved by: Thor

Best friend: Loki

Lover: Captain America

Cockblocked by: Thor

Enemy: Hawkeye

Killed by: Captain America

…how is it that my lovers always kill me in these things!?

Saved by: Iron Man

Best friend: Loki

Lover: Loki

Cockblocked by: Black Widow

Enemy: Hulk

Killed by: Hawk-eye

Saved By: Hawkeye 

Best Friend: Black Widow

Lover: Captain America 

Cockblocked by: Hawkeye 

Enemy: Hawkeye 

Killed By: Loki

Scarlett Johansson is my lover and that’s all I need to know.

Source: happy-lace

Butch tried to take your sweetroll let his mom die - Fallout 3 | Meme Generator

icarusversusthesun:

gotopagezero:

simonthegodofhairdos:

biscutfluff:

logie-wan-kenobi:

quicklytothefandom-mobile:

cometcloud:

fidei-avi:

alfreds-buttcrack:

gymleader-corn:

sassy-gay-fire:

lyraeon:

starry-dawn:

rottenmeats:

okiedokoro:

Chair and a pillow. I could actually make this work :U

beer and a bread knife

A shoe and my cell phone

A couch and a glass full of vodka.
I don’t even.

Dirty underwear and a cell phone. I’m good.

A wall and my USB drive. ;~; help me

my laptop charger and my retainers
wha

My dog and nutella sandwich.
—
Eff yeah. I got this.

A pair of dissecting kit scissors and a glass of iced tea.
Yup, I pretty much have to just die.

An empty water bottle and a speaker 
Well I’m dead

My ipod cord and my psp.
I could maybe last like…a minute….
But I’m definitely going to die…

English toffee fudge and a light controller.

Rosalyn’s T square and an empty glass bottle of Coke.
I could probably survive.

Chiiffon and scissors. Yep. Dead.

My left and right speakers… great. Maybe I can melt their faces by blasting some amazing tunes or something. Chances are, I’m going to get eaten though.

A piano and a recliner.
Those things are too heavy :( At least I&#8217;ll be comfortable.

icarusversusthesun:

gotopagezero:

simonthegodofhairdos:

biscutfluff:

logie-wan-kenobi:

quicklytothefandom-mobile:

cometcloud:

fidei-avi:

alfreds-buttcrack:

gymleader-corn:

sassy-gay-fire:

lyraeon:

starry-dawn:

rottenmeats:

okiedokoro:

Chair and a pillow. I could actually make this work :U

beer and a bread knife

A shoe and my cell phone

A couch and a glass full of vodka.

I don’t even.

Dirty underwear and a cell phone. I’m good.

A wall and my USB drive. ;~; help me

my laptop charger and my retainers

wha

My dog and nutella sandwich.

Eff yeah. I got this.

A pair of dissecting kit scissors and a glass of iced tea.

Yup, I pretty much have to just die.

An empty water bottle and a speaker 

Well I’m dead

My ipod cord and my psp.

I could maybe last like…a minute….

But I’m definitely going to die…

English toffee fudge and a light controller.

Rosalyn’s T square and an empty glass bottle of Coke.

I could probably survive.

Chiiffon and scissors. Yep. Dead.

My left and right speakers… great. Maybe I can melt their faces by blasting some amazing tunes or something. Chances are, I’m going to get eaten though.

A piano and a recliner.

Those things are too heavy :( At least I’ll be comfortable.

Source: agiledash

babiesdressedlikethings:

sleepy baby burrito

Precious.

babiesdressedlikethings:

sleepy baby burrito

Precious.

(via retrostow)

Source: babiesdressedlikethings

Imagine if this came on before every movie instead of the original 20th ctry fox intro